Je · m'appelle · Luanna

Sylvia Plath was the first poet who made me really understand poetry. "Mad Girl's Love Song" is still my favourite poem of hers, as well as "Cinderella."  I think she's my favourite poet, or at least one of them, and her stories make me think.  Her life makes me think, too.  I get into peculiar moods.  I explicated "Mad Girl's Love Song" for English three years ago and presented on it.  Her poems have a lot of layers, and I think I got an A.  Even though my partner didn't really do anything, I didn't mind doing most of the work.  It was nice.

I'm watching clips of The Notebook in French and I think I like it better that way. The characters don't sound as cheesy as most movies make over-voiced films sound, and I like the way the actress pronounces "Noah."  I don't really care that I don't understand a word they're saying, but it's still nice. 

It's NaNoWriMo time, and I think my story might actually make it this time.  It has a plot and everything, and even when my writing is horribly forced and sounds horrible, I don't mind.  I'm quite behind on words, but I like writing about a boy obsessed with a girl who wants nothing to do with him.  I guess it's semi-autobiographical that I take two or three things that happened to me, but it's not like my life's had some great love story, and I'm not writing one. 

My hair is quite short now.

Nothing extremely exciting happened today except for in biology. The girl who sits kitty-corner to me, after asking the boy next to me (yes, Faye, the boy next to me) if he would kiss the frog in the back of the room for $5. He said that he would only do it for $300. Then she asked me, and I agreed with the guy that I would only do it if I could get the most money out of it as I could, starting with $300. She argumented well and told me that I could get a prince out of it. Then I pointed out that I could also turn into a frog. Then she started talking about the money situation again and her boyfriend.

That class is weird. But I love where I sit. We also talked about putting pictures/homework assignments on refrigerators, the annoyances of tags, and the impossibility of our word search. All in all, it was mostly spurts of talking for a few seconds, but it's better than sitting next to a bunch of clones.

On a completely unrelated note, I was watching Glee last night and realized that I would wear every outfit the gay kid, Kurt, wore in the episode. Especially his jackets.

So, I dropped APUSH and I couldn't be happier. Why, you ask? Why, let me grab an excerpt from our syllabus.

"The accent of this class is learning by doing. As often as possible, we will be acting out or re-creating history. At least once a week we will be involved in such activities as historical game shows, debates, role-playing, historical trial, panels, and much more!"

Suck on that.

(And something that's both a pro and a con: this new class is basically 200 years ahead of my old one, and I'm going right into the 1920s. Sheee-yeah! But also sad because I've missed the chance to debate about the idiocy of the Yankees, learn anything about the Civil War, etc.) 

Best. Comic. Ever.

That's basically all I really want to say. Today was a great day, but I'm really tired now, and I'm pretty happy it's Tuesday. I mean, Friday. But seriously? That comic is hilarious. I love nerd jokes

Oh, and does anyone else laugh during TV shows or films when people jump off of the roof of buildings, and one shot is the person getting ready to jump, and the next shot is the person lying on the ground? I think it's funny. Beat that.

First day of school.

Pros: 
: Almost all of my teachers actually seem competent, unlike last year's epic fail with history/chemistry.
: My English teacher is obsessed with Harry Potter and is a fantastic teacher. Yessss.
: My Spanish teacher is funny. She came in today speaking in rapid-fire Spanish (part of which I understood), and the looks on everyone's faces was priceless. (by the way, I almost wrote "feces." ahahahahaha)
: I was the only person who could answer my history teacher when he asked why King Henry VIII left the Catholic Church and created the Church of England.
: I drove to school without dying. This in itself is an accomplishment in my school's parking lot.
: I know the majority of the people in almost all of my classes
: I wore my favorite dress today

Cons: 
: I'm basically failing history at the moment. We had a test on our homework, which was four chapters (about 84 pages), and the majority, if not everyone, in that class isn't passing.
: There's a high possibly I might drop that class because I would have to teach myself everything. And after the shit-for-brains (pardon my French) year I had in history last year, I refuse to teach myself every single thing. Plus, if I'm interpreting my history teacher's words correctly (he only said about three sentences the entire period), we're doing the majority of our work for the class at home by reading a chapter or two a week and then taking a quiz on it (quizzes basically being our grade for the class). All I'm wondering is, what about the five other hours I have in that class a week? Because I'm not spending two hours outlining chapters from the textbook only to mooch around in class for five. I don't know. I have no idea if I'm keeping the class or not, because I want a high history class, but at the same time, I want a teacher that will teach me the material, not a book.
: According to my history teacher, the first successful colony in American history was Roanoke Island. Apparantly, disappearing in thin air equals being successful. Because who knows? Maybe they found a draught that created Las Vegas. OR MAYBE THEY ALL JUST GOT KILLED. 
: My school now has made a huge fuss on leaving campus for lunch, and it's insane. I couldn't go to the parking lot to put my books down because they locked the entry to the parking lot. The only way out? A man yelling at everyone to get their lunch passes out (a term I later learned to mean a hot pink ticket on a student I.D. that says "LUNCH." But at the time? I thought the man had gone crazy). So I had to stay on campus, carrying my books, and being unable to get the papers I needed to get a parking pass. Which means...
: By the time I had gotten home, had "lunch," got ready for cross country, and drove back to school, after I got my lunch pass, the lady hands me a slip to fill out before I can even get my parking pass. Which means I have to get to school early and go back to the office to get the effing sticker. Administration there sucks. As seen with lunch and parking passes.

Even though my cons seem really high, it was an okay day. Just unraveled by history, mostly.

(OH MY GOD. I love the fact that when I put my mood as "bitchy," Caroline Bingley comes up.  That totally just made my day. <3)

Right now, I'm learning about the inhabitants of Jamestown and their eating habits.

"One hungry man killed, salted, and ate his wife, for which misbehaviorhe wsa exectued."

And then he was put in the stewing pot with his wife. That's what the Thanksgiving feast was REALLY made of. Enough of this turkey; let's eat the cannibals.

Since Niamh already went on a tirade against watching a Christmas commercial in August, I decided to discuss my costume for Halloween.

I had a list a little while ago that I completely agonized two perfect ideas that I've forgotten by now (by the way, Faye, if you happen to remember them, please tell), and a few days I made another list with two ideas I would like to try, them being Annie Hall and Jeanie Bueller. But because my hair is blonde(ish) and curly and short...

Jeanie Bueller it is. Plus, I want her cardigan. And it would be fun going to school and seeing if anyone notices.

I only have one question before I pass out on my desk.

Why is Hemingway so obsessed with fishing?! All it seems like he has to do is throw pages upon pages of fishing and some alcohol in a book and he wins a Nobel Prize.

I realize I sound like an unenlightened idiot, but after reading 162 pages of The Sun Also Rises straight, the somewhat meaningless garble on the pages does not make sense.

For some reason today, in a fog of my three-week exhaustion and driving for long hours and running my first red light, I started thinking about chess.

I think I've mainly forgotten how to play, except moving the rooks and the choice of going forward two spaces in the beginning and the knights in their conglomeration of side-steps. And I've played more than once, but I only really remember playing Niamh and the glee I found in tricking her and the utter exuberance in finding her cornered so I would automatically win.

That sounds too vicious a thought towards a best friend. But that's probably one of the moments where I've felt the smartest I ever have, mostly because Niamh is smarter than I am, especially when it comes to things like war tactics.

And then I remember our half-and-half room, where Aradyr and Faye's side was a whirlwind of a mess, and Niamh and I were neat. I remember the toilet paper caught in the waistband of one of the many sweatpants Niamh brought that we all borrowed and the BALS on our water bottles and falling down on our hike and taking yoga pictures on the tree trunk in the river and Faye and Aradyr "winning" at our battle and onandonandon. I remember lying in bed while Faye and Niamh had a forever battle of chess. I don't remember who won (was it Faye? Was Niamh just too worn-down by my miraculous win?), but now I remember thinking that those were the best days of my life so far. Listening to "Honey" by the Hush Sound while we were in that weird playroom, or playing that board game for everrr, and then getting car-sick on the way down, because (as always) I insisted that I could read on the switch-backs.

That's all.

So, I was watching an old episode of House ("Joy To The World"), and in the beginning there were all of these "teen" (because really, half of them were probably well into their twenties, while the other half were actual teenagers), and I was like, "AKDNAS;LJ! THAT'S BIANCA FROM THE TV VERSION OF 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!" (Which, by the way, is INCOMPARABLE to the film, and not in a good way.)

And then like, seven minutes later, there was another scene with a bunch of other teenagers, and I was like, "KAVNA;SKFJAJ. THAT'S THE GUY FROM ALL OF THOSE HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE COMMERCIALS!" Seeing how he turned out to impregnate the girl he gave bottles of vodka to each week, I was proud that he had done something so un-Disney Channel these days. (Disney Channel is weird. The TV shows they have targeted at their "older" audience, such as Hannah Montana, are just creepy to me. It's like, okay, personally I've never been in a relationship, but I know that every one does not end up in the guy cheating on the girl, and then getting caught in the act. Sigh. I miss Even Stevens.)

And then I started thinking about how EVERY mystery TV show about teenagers has to do with sex and drugs and alcohol. In my opinion, that just gets things cliched and predictable and BOOORING. I mean, not every teenager that dies/suddenly and mysteriously gets sick is some kind of alcoholic and/or crack whore and/or nymphomaniac. (It isn't just House that does this - don't even get me started on that TV show Castle.) Personally, I think it's a defense mechanism for every parent that watches these things and thinks, "Thank God our child doesn't do drugs/have unprotected sex/drink copious amounts of alcohol. Because we're not like those parents on TV. WE KNOW THINGS." 

Newsflash: Most of you don't. But that doesn't make it OK for TV shows that have previously had relatively un-cliched and twisting plots (I do not include Castle) to suddenly break down in Teenage mode and devote an episode to the tragic teenager who mixed up in all sorts of mangled mischief, ultimately leading to his/her downfall. Because as smart as I feel when I guess things correctly in the first ten minutes (here's to you, Castle), it gets boring to be this smart.

(That last bit was a joke. I'm not that smart. See below, when I decided that there was an absence of facts from that post.)

FACT/OPINION
(I don't count any of these as a fact, because I don't have a general answer that every person in the world would agree on. No, not even number of times I've read the series. Which makes the term "fact" false. Ten points for the grammarians!) (I lied. There are some facts in here.)

Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite: 7, 5, 6, 3, 1, 2 (But I love all of them almost equally! I swear!)

Number of Times You Have Read the Series: I know that everyone says this, but I've literally lost count. I tried keeping count when Half-Blood Prince was published, but I lost count. All I know is that I've read them a lot. And, if you count my analyzing books (or at least, the ones that pretty much go paragraph-by-paragraph of the first five books), it's even more. It's just a lot of times.

Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book: Either Chapter 7, The Will of Albus Dumbledore, or the Epilogue, Nineteen Years Later.

Five Favorite Characters: Luna, Harry, Ron, Neville, and Remus

Three Least Favorite Characters: Cornelius Fudge, Peter Pettigrew, and Vernon Dursley

Favorite Member of the Trio: Ron. I enjoy his jokes, especially when the more sarcastic ones are used for foreshadowing.

Three Favorite Magical Creatures: Thestrals, phoenixes, and Augureys (yes, I got out my copy of "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them" for this question.)

Favorite Family: The Weasleys!

Favorite Villain: As much as I hate her, Dolores Umbridge.

Favorite Death Eater: Bellatrix Lestrange

Favorite Non-Hogwarts Magical Building: The Burrow!

Favorite Diagon Alley Location: Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour

Three Favorite Spells: Expecto Patronum, Oppugno (Hermione's spell attacking Ron with birds), and the Bat-Bogey Hex

Three Favorite Potions: Amortentia, Wolfsbane, and Polyjuice Potion

Favorite Unforgivable Curse: The Imperius Curse

Favorite Department of Mysteries Room: The Hall of Prophecy

Biggest Surprise: Harry being a Horcrux (I'd heard the theory a billion times, but I didn't agree with it because part of the definition of a Horcrux is that the maker knows s/he is creating a Horcrux, among other things. Luckily, Jo agrees with me and says that Harry is sort of a Horcrux [on Pottercast, I think?])

Biggest Letdown: Not returning to the Department of Mysteries

Favorite Mode of Transportation: Thestrals (My favourite part of the Order of the Phoenix film is Dumbledore's Army flying over London on Thestrals)

Favorite Weasley: Ron

Favorite Order Member: Tonks

Favorite pet: Crookshanks

One Character You’d Bring Back to Life: Probably Dumbledore. But I think that each of the deaths are really significant, and it would just be weird to bring someone back to life.

Moment That Will Always Make You Cry: Dobby's death

Favorite Hogwarts Room: Ravenclaw's common room!

Favorite Class: Defense Against Dark Arts

Favorite Teacher Professor: Professor McGonagall

Favorite DADA teacher Professor: Remus

Least Favorite Teacher Professor: Gilderoy Lockhart

Favorite Non-Human Hogwarts Resident: Fang

Favorite Hogsmeade Location: The Three Broomsticks

Favorite Triwizard Champion: Fleur

Favorite Triwizard Task: The First Task

Which Character You’d Ask to the Yule Ball: Um...I'd go stag? I DON'T KNOW.

Which Character You’d Like to Use a Love Potion On: I wouldn't. It would be increasingly annoying to have someone obsess over you. I would give someone a love potion to make them obsess over someone else, however.

Which Character You’d Like to Use Veritaserum On: Dumbledore

How Long You Have Been a Harry Potter Fan: Back in like, 1999 or something, my brother had appendicitis, and my grandma told him, "Here, read this book, it's all the rage in England," and my brother said, "Yeah, sure, whatever," and then later said, "Hey, this isn't that bad," and then my mom read them to my sister and me. And then I started reading them myself.

Number of Midnight Releases You Have Attended: The fifth film.

Favorite Harry Potter Website: The Leaky Cauldron

Most Ridiculous Potter Theory You’ve Heard: That the whole significance of "having Lily's eyes" really meant that Harry would have to go to his mother's grave and literally pluck out her eyes so (for some reason), he would literally have "his mother's eyes." That or Remus and James switching places before Voldemort killed the Potters (which had more behind it than the first, I can tell you that!)

Character You’re Most Like: I think I'm a mixture of Luna and Hermione, which is funny because they can be used as foils against each other.

House You Think You’d Be Sorted Into: The anwer to this question should be pretty obvious. (Ravenclaw)

Your Patronus Would Be A: A deer? I like to run and be alone, but sometimes be with people that I like, but sometimes not be with them, and I think at times I can be skittish. Maybe an Augurey, because they only come out in rain and stay hidden and eat fairies. I don't know.

To You, Amortentia Would Smell Like: Ink, vanilla, rain, trees, clean sheets, oranges, freesia, tea, and honey.

You’d Use Felix Felicis To: Have the best day ever.

The Job You Would Most Like to Try: Probably work some obscure job at the Ministry of Magic or work in the bowels of Hogsmeade. I'm not really sure. Although, Luna's job of being the wizarding equivalent of a naturalist seems like fun.

The position on a Quidditch team you would play: Chaser

Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel: Prequel

The Movies in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite: 6, 5, 4, 1, 2, 3

EITHER/OR
Animagus or Metamorphmagus: Metamorphmagus

Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Chocolate Frogs

Black or Lupin: Remus Lupin

CAPSLOCK HARRY or Emo!Harry: CAPSLOCK HARRY (I think I'm one of the only people in the world who doesn't mind Harry in Order of the Phoenix. I enjoy reading his dulcet tones...)

Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army: Dumbledore’s Army

Draco or Lucius: Draco

Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Beaubaxtons

Floo powder or Broom: Broom

Fred or George: George

Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: The Burrow (that scene in Half-Blood Prince at the Burrow in the beginning? Gaaahhh! Plus, the description in Chamber of Secrets is amazing)

Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Care of Magical Creatures

Hippogriffs or Thestrals: Thestrals

Invisibility Cloak or Pensieve: Invisibility Cloak

Mermish or Parselmouth: Mermish

Occlumency or Legilimency: Legilimency

Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Peeves

Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Mundungus Fletcher

Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Professor Binns

S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: S.P.E.W.

The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: The Ministry

Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Three Broomsticks

Werewolf or Inferus: Werewolf

Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Flying Ford Anglia

Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Yule Ball

I'm not going to use this post as a "Oh, I went to the mountains with my cross country team, and look at the five days packed full with drama that I'm going to re-hash right now!" because truthfully, the idea of even thinking more about all that drama makes me want to simultaneously vomit and kick a puppy.

So no re-hashing. Instead, I'll divert my aggression to A Knight's Tale, which I saw for the first time tonight (unfortunate only in that I have not seen it before). Even though I adore Heath Ledger and his acting was brilliant and Paul Bettany's comedy was brilliant and there was a female blacksmith (Laura Fraser) and there were funny names, and I really really really loved the film, but there's one thing I just can't get over.

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE LEAD LADY, JOCELYN.

Seriously. I understand the whole modern vs. medieval thing, and I appreciate it because I love films that mix genres like that, but a mesh dress? That I could live with even if her acting was sufficient, but I found myself thinking everything she said was idiotic, and then upon later evaluation I would find the reason the screenwriter did that, but I still would think it was stupid because it wasn't acted upon correctly...just stupid! And I don't know whether to blame the actress or the director or the screenwriter...blech. Her acting was not up to par, considering all of the excellent acting on the behalf of the other cast.

And don't even get me started about the line where she called herself a "prize" for him. I only laughed when they couldn't "bed" each other because he was bruised from losing for her. Ha.

Grade: 88%. Sorry, but I still can't get over Jocelyn. It bugged me the entire time, to the point where I could barely concentrate on what else was happening. But overall, I did really like the plot and the other lines. I did like how Jocelyn was an unconventional love interest, but I still really can't get over it.

I'm tired. I've not gotten less than seven hours of sleep for weeks on end, and yet for the past two and a half days, I've felt as though I can barely walk without tipping over. I don't know why, and my parents don't seem to think it's serious enough to be a side effect to any of the medication I've been taking, something the doctor should know, or to be thought about much in any way.

Meanwhile, 3 PM feels as though it's midnight. 

 

Wouldn't this be the most awesome cake?

I think my favourite story my grandma tells me is when she was a child growing up in New York, and when her mother took her to her office, sometimes she could see the Rockettes practicing on the roof of the building over. And she would just spend all day there, watching the Rockettes kick and flail and prevent themselves from falling off the roof of some building and falling to their death in New York traffic. And every year on my grandma's birthday, her mother would give her the choice to have a birthday party with all of her friends, or see the Rockettes live, on stage, in New York. And every year, my grandma would choose to see the Rockettes.

fayethefaery  tagged me, but luckily I don't have to tag anyone back (haha!). And I'm tired, so I'm not adding anything else besides the meme. Rawr.

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[x] You always wear elegant clothes
[x] You speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4

Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward. (an example? I once told a guy that I liked spiders because they eat their husbands. Perfectly normal conversations.)
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off. (Compared to the Hiltons? No. Compared to the millions of people in poverty? Yes.)
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 5

Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[1/2x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea. (I enjoy riding boats)
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 3.5

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 5

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control. (In certain areas) (Smoothies. Cookies. Writing at inopportune moments. Listening to music instead of talking to people. Cookies.)
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6

Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry. (HA. Good one!)
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking (or baking) is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about The Occult.
Total: 5

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 2 

Satyr:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature, but more for the animals than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns
Total: 5

Centaur => 2
Elf => 5
Fairy => 4 
Dwarf => 5
Siren => 2
Mermaid => 3.5 
Vampire => 5
Werewolf => 6
Witch => 5
Zombie => 2
Satyr => 5

Werewolf. But almost a mix of werewolf-elf-dwarf-vampire-witch. Bam.

Pigfarts

Go to www.youtube.com/starkidpotter and watch "A Very Potter Musical."

Yes. All 20-something videos. YOU WILL NEVER LAUGH AS HARD EVER AGAIN.